Some Fresh Jokes on Santa Singh
Written by Pratik on Thursday, August 28th, 2008 in Fun Corner.
Judge : Why do u want divorce?
Banta : She doesn’t satisfy me in bed!
Preeto: Tu yaha ka collector laga hai? Sari colony khush hai, ik tamari agg nahin bujati.
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Jeeto was going to Chandigarh for vacations. At the time of packing Santa thinks: Kitni bholi hai, main saath nahin jaa raha phir bhi condom saath le jaa rahi hai.
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Pappu meets papa Santa on stairs of a KOTHA.
Pappu: Papa aap yahan kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: Yaar ab 200-300 rupaye ke peeche teri mummy ke nakhre nahi sahe jaate!
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Santa standing in balcony without shirt.
Banta, “Wah Santa ji kya chest hai.
Santa, “Eh tan kuch nahi andar ja ke apni BHABI KE dekh.
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Santa runing after a Bus, catches it n asks the Driver:”Ye bus teri Ma lagti hai?”
Driver : Nahin.
Santa : To kya Behan lagti hai?
Driver : Nahin.
Santa : To phir chadne kyun nahin deta?
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Santa and banta were caught raping a girl. They were called for identification parade.
When the girl arrives, both Santa and Banta shout together: “Yahi thee, Yahi thee”
